I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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