I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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