This girl is more easily done than said...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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