Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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