Dual....:-)
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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