dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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