if i can run in heels then i can drive
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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