I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i will never coherently bang her
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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