D3 body, D1 cock
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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