Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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