There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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