I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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