Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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