I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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