Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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