it glows. i had to have it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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