party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
