That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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