and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize