She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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