I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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