Do you still have your period?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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