Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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