are you still at the devil's house?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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