I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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