I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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