i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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