med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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