He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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