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: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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