I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he was CRYING into my vagina
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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