My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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