So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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