My room smells like vodka and shame
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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