I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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