no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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