I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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