i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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