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I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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