oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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