We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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