How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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