S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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