Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.â€
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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