Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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