your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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