we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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