i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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