think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Randomize
