She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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