I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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