Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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