none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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